Maybe you'd better check for that, too

Scene: Me rocking J to sleep with just the tiniest amount of light sneaking in the doorway. Lovey pillow had been draped over the chair, and I dropped it onto the ground because it was in the way of my head.

J, looking on floor: floors- lovey pabbow

D: Yes, that's the lovey pillow down there.

J: tail!

D: Yes, it has a tail. Do you have a tail?

J: feeling his bottom: Tail. [where] Is it?

D: Nooooo, you don't have a tail!

J: Missit! Tail missit!

D (barely contained laughter): Your tail is missing? Wow, bummer!

J: AW MANNNNN!!! Oh man, tail, missit!

D (prompting him to repeat after me with his common phrase): Oh well!

J: Penis?